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Full Price Feature
As close to flawless as a movie can be!
Matinee Price
Still watchable, but with some flaws.
Rental
Worth seeing, but not worth much money.
Catch it on HBO
Only worth seeing uncut for its discussion.
Catch the Network Premiere
Morbid curiosity.
Avoid at All Costs
Seriously. Almost everything has some merit. Not this.
