Jun 52009
Oh, Sam Raimi. You know you’ve made it when the unique flavor of your early low budget films still describes your core style even when you have a huge crazy budget (for another example of this see the films of Kevin Smith). With Drag Me To Hell, Raimi makes a “classic” Sam Raimi movie, for [...]
Posted in Catch the Network Premiere
Tags: comedy, horror
Feb 152008
George Romero. George George George. You created a mini-genre out of what was at the time an oddity: a monster movie (specifically zombies, for their unique properties) which also was a statement about modern day life. Countless follow-ups by you and others continued this trend and made Zombie Movies an event worth [...]
Posted in Catch the Network Premiere
Tags: horror
Dec 212007
The moment this film was announced, theatre freaks and Goths clenched up in anticipation. Tim Burton! Johnny Depp! Really, probably only Guillermo del Toro could come close to being a second viable choice to helm this project. At least we know they will get how very epic and dark Sweeney Todd [...]
Posted in Matinee Price, w/ Snacks
Tags: adaptation, horror, music
Aug 302002
One of the greatest tragedies of some substandard movies is when one element is executed so well, so competently, so effectively – but the rest of the film is a laughable mish mosh of crap and silliness. This is what viewers of feardotcom will suffer.
First: The stuff that works. These people worked hard [...]
Posted in Catch it on HBO
Tags: horror, pooptastic
Aug 22002
I am pleased to report that the incredibly effective music in the preview is in the film, a rarity. Also some of the takes used in the preview aren’t as good as the ones in the film; saving the effective stuff for the Real Show. My summary: Not as good as the [...]
Posted in Matinee Price
Tags: action, drama, fantasy, horror, sci-fi
Feb 42000
Despite the online film criticism community being locked out of press screenings of this movie (despite assurances that we would not post until opening day) by wicked Dimension Films, I still went to see it on opening weekend. Maybe it was the lack of internet-generated buzz that made the seats so empty! Maybe [...]
Posted in Matinee Price, w/ Snacks
Tags: comedy, horror, sequel
Jul 231999
I should say right off the bat that I did not see the original film, The Haunting of Hill House, and I am assured by several people that the original is better (how often is it not?). However, the original does not have THX and by gum they don’t have THIS house. This [...]
Posted in Matinee Price, w/ Snacks
Tags: horror, remake
Jul 161999
I am sure you are as shocked as I was to see this rating for this movie – it is unconscionable how long it has taken me to write this review because I think a lot more people would like it than think would like it. I went, fully expecting Anaconda with legs; The [...]
Posted in Matinee Price, w/ Snacks
Tags: action, camp, horror
Oct 301998
Avoid at all costs and sue the studio
I have not been this upset by a movie since Anaconda, Batman and Robin, and Sphere, or as bored since The Avengers , Lost in Space, or the X-Files. However, I have not wanted to make a film STOP (either by walking out or by pressing stop [...]
Posted in Avoid At All Costs
Tags: camp, horror, pooptastic
Dec 201996
I grew up watching horror films. I saw them too young and too many – and Michael Myers still scares the crap out me even when the film has nothing but crap left in itself. Writer Kevin Williamson clearly shares the same nervous fondness for the genre as myself (and clearly, many others) [...]
Posted in Full Price Feature
Tags: comedy, horror, satire